英文笑话两则+中英对译

你坐错了，这是我的位子

This is my seat It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.

After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.

"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."

有个妇女第一次坐飞机。上了飞机后她找到自己的座位坐了下来。

一会一个男人做过来坚持说她坐的是他的位子。这个妇女不理睬他，并叫他走开。

“好吧，”这个男的回答，“如果你坚持的话，那你来驾驶飞机吧。”

再喂他几枚五分硬币

A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside.

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?"

Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!"

　　母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分硬币放进嘴里吞了下去，她立刻将他抱起，头朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道：

　　“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分硬币，可咳出两枚一角的硬币！我该怎么办呢？“

　　孩子他爸大声回答道：“再喂他几枚五分镍币！”